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‘FIRENADO’ WARNING FOR CALIFORNIA

A firenado kicked off at the Portland riots last month has worked its way down the west coast. What initially began as a “leaf-blower war” between the dads of Antifa rioters, called Dadtifas, and the federal police metastasized into a flaming whirlwind of destruction. As the police fired tear gas, Dadtifas blasted it back with leaf-blowers. The counter-tactic employed by police was to blow back with leaf-blowers of their own. This turned into a “teargasnado” which then swept up debris from the burning dumpsters and stacks of burning bibles into its wake.

The teargasnado didn’t fully burst into flames because it soaked up a considerable quantity of SJW tears and melted snowflakes. However, once the teargasnado entered into drier areas it burst into a full blown flaming firenado.

Read more bullshit here:

https://news.yahoo.com/fire-tornado-warning-weather-issues-001717718.html

Author

Host of Infinite Plane Radio and Dark Matter After Midnight. Author of THE METASCRIPT DECODED : The Great Reset, World Revolution, And The Age Of Mars. Tim Ozman has been at the cutting edge of conspiracy analysis and mainstream media deconstruction since 2017. As president of the Infinite Plane Society, he has been the project manager for a number of publicity stunts, performance art events, and a growing think tank comprised of like-minded individuals.

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