A firenado kicked off at the Portland riots last month has worked its way down the west coast. What initially began as a “leaf-blower war” between the dads of Antifa rioters, called Dadtifas, and the federal police metastasized into a flaming whirlwind of destruction. As the police fired tear gas, Dadtifas blasted it back with leaf-blowers. The counter-tactic employed by police was to blow back with leaf-blowers of their own. This turned into a “teargasnado” which then swept up debris from the burning dumpsters and stacks of burning bibles into its wake.

The teargasnado didn’t fully burst into flames because it soaked up a considerable quantity of SJW tears and melted snowflakes. However, once the teargasnado entered into drier areas it burst into a full blown flaming firenado.

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Published by TIM OZMAN

About Tim Ozman Tim Ozman is the host of Infinite Plane Radio and author of Secret Religion of the Elite, The Flat Earthers: Life On The Edge of Reality, The Autohoaxer Handbook, Deep Faked, Guardrails, and The Power of ME: Mandela Effect Magick. As the editor in chief of the Flat Earth Report, and host of the Flat Earth Report podcast, he has been at the cutting edge of conspiracy analysis and mainstream media deconstruction since 2017. As president of the Infinite Plane Society, he has been the project manager for a number of publicity stunts, performance art events, and a growing think tank comprised of likeminded individuals. Tim is presently fighting a legal battle against notorious cybersquatter Marcus Goldfinch, managing the open phones podcast, writing new books, and creating art.

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