“Jake The Assh-le” Is An Assh-le

Jake Gibson, aka, the Flat Earth Asshole, aka Jake The Asshole, also known as “hey, asshole!” is clamoring for attention.

He was begging people to cough on him.

Why do this?

  • Because he wanted to make a point that Covid19 is not contagious
  • Because his immune system, bolstered by raw eggs and raw meat, has rendered him impervious

All Gas No Brakes covered his antics. That should tell us something…

Is he an agent provocateur or just view-hungry?

  • Will this “cough on me stunt” affect his ability to acquire work as a lounge singer in retirement homes in the post-Quarantine future?

Tim Ozman


About Tim Ozman
Tim Ozman is the host of Infinite Plane Radio and author of Secret Religion of the Elite, The Flat Earthers: Life On The Edge of Reality, The Autohoaxer Handbook, Deep Faked, Guardrails, and The Power of ME: Mandela Effect Magick.

As the editor in chief of the Flat Earth Report, and host of the Flat Earth Report podcast, he has been at the cutting edge of conspiracy analysis and mainstream media deconstruction since 2017.

As president of the Infinite Plane Society, he has been the project manager for a number of publicity stunts, performance art events, and a growing think tank comprised of likeminded individuals.

Tim is presently fighting a legal battle against notorious cybersquatter Marcus Goldfinch, managing the open phones podcast, writing new books, and creating art.

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